January 02, 2008

7:08 p.m.

Stop the Abductions!

Okay. I thought it was a joke, at first. Then, slowly, I realized that's what the aliens wanted me to think. So I'd be off my guard. The instructions specifically say that they'll try to psyche me out of making the hat. But I'm not falling for that. Not this time.

Read this before it's too late.